Dear Skinny Jeans,

It’s safe to say I can only join you for a night out if other garments are involved that will hide all these extra curves and edges. This is assuming we are only going out for a few hours or so. To be honest its difficult for me to suck it in for longer than ninety minutes. My legs turn a shade of purple and the line cutting into my gut is rather unpleasant. We both have to face the facts, skinny jeans, genetics are at play. Padma Lakshmi and Freida Pinto aside, when is the last time you saw a slender Indian woman walking around. Let me tell you, skinny jeans, I’ve been to India and you know what I found? I found 5 foot tall Indian women who like to eat and are just a little plump in the middle. Skinny jeans, I’ve joined their ranks. I’ve found myself among the majority. Not the bollywood stars but the everyday women. Please know I’ll visit when I can. Maybe we can go out for a skinny pumpkin spice latte and wear oversized sweaters so no one will see I’m squeezed into you like a can of biscuits.

XOXO,

Tiffany

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